Notices crude products in Portugal

A hair dryer: 'DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING' (I do not know, you may want to save time.) The packaging of antiseptic soap Dial: 'INDICATIONS: USE SOAP AS NORMAL' (Good! Each one wonder what's the use soap abnormal) In some packages of frozen meals Swan: 'TIP OF PRESENTATION: FIRST THAW' (It is only suggestion, tá ok? Suddenly the staff may be to suck them like popsicles.) A cap for the shower: 'VALID FOR A HEAD' (Someone could very romantic place and of its loved in the same cap.) In dessert Tiramisu Tesco brand, printed on the side of bottom of the box: 'NO REVERSE PACKAGE' (Oops! If you read the disclaimer, you already reversed!) The pudding Marks & Spencer: 'CAUTION: HOT PUDDING IS AFTER HEATED' (Brilliant!) The packaging of Rowenta iron manufacturing German: 'NO IRONING CLOTHING ON THE BODY' (I would like to know the unfortunate creature who has not listen to this warning) In pediatric medicine against phlegm infant, Boots: 'DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR HEAVY MACHINERY MANAGEMENT AFTER TAKING THIS PRODUCT ' (So many accidents could be avoided if possible keep these mischievous kids 4 years away from the wheel of a car and Caterpillar tractors) In tablets Nytol sleeping: 'WARNING: may produce drowsiness' (You can not, must! Went to what I bought). In a kitchen knife: 'IMPORTANT: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND ANIMALS PET ' (Are there dogs and cats are ninjas in disguise? I never saw any move in knife!) A box of lights for Christmas decorations: 'USE ONLY WITHIN OR OUTSIDE' (Can anyone tell me what is the 3rd option?) In packages of Sainsbury's peanuts: 'WARNING: CONTAINS PEANUTS' (Round spoil the surprises!) A chain saw from Husqvarna, manufacturing edition: 'DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DETER A SERRA with hands or genitals' (Home castration kit?) On a bag of chips: 'YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. " (no comments) A childhood fantasy of Superman: 'THE USE OF THIS COSTUME NOT BECOME ABLE TO FLY'. (It looks like it destroys a child's imagination!) Bye, João